Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: There’s something to be said for doing a complete cull of your friends every few years. Keep them around too long and they get to know too much about you
So we’re in Corcoran’s on the famous Boulevord de Clichy – we’re talking me, Christian, JP, Oisinn and Fionn – and I’m telling the goys why I think we’ll beat theRoss O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘I’ve never seen Sorcha so upset - and given my record as a husband, that’s a genuine achievement’it?”
He’s like, “No, this goes way beyond that. Didn’t you get a present of an All Blacks jersey once and you used it to wash the cor?” I’m there, “I bought him a Nespresso machine. I’m not a Maori warrior. Maybe some other people need to come to terms with that themselves.” Oisinn’s like, “Actually, no, he hated the All Blacks way before that. Do you remember when we were in transition year and someone managed to bring the great Jonah Lomu over to Ireland to give us a motivational talk? Where were you that day, Ross?”Christian, who’s known me the longest, goes, “I can give you an even earlier example.
I’m there, “I was hordly besotted. It was a crush. End of story. Are we talking here or are we drinking?” “So one day,” Christain goes, “this dude arrived in an open-top cor to collect her from school. He was, like, six-foot-seven and as wide as a Portaloo. He was a secondrow. Hadn’t he just signed for someone, Ross?”
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